Peaeater

Life in hyperbole. HYPERBOLE, I said!


Bildad I hope you like this wrist watch

Every day drifts of spam accumulate in my various email accounts. Hundreds of tiny burrs under my saddle, every day. Thousands of individual straws a week; tens of thousands pelting down each month. This camel wants to spit a crackling EMP back up the lines to fuse their polluting mail servers into melty lumps.

I'm technoliterate and I know how to employ industrial-strength spam filters. It's a rare day when something makes it over the moat, under the portcullis and past the murder-holes. This one did.

I AM NOT BILDAD! I DO NOT WANT YOUR ###########ING WRIST WATCH!