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Life in hyperbole. HYPERBOLE, I said!


A quack ducks the issue

We spent yesterday evening in Emergency because a clinic doctor couldn't decide if Evvy had an ear infection or not. After three and a half fretful hours a very nice emerg doc said she was just fine, no evidence of ear infection. What was the name of that clinic doctor? asked emerg doc. He said her eardrums were red? They're completely normal. He shook his head. Evvy smiled and squeaked at him.

I'm going back to the clinic today to shove the hallucinating clinic doctor's ophthalmoscope up his rectum to see if I can't detect some redness.

5 Responses to “A quack ducks the issue”

  1. # Blogger Meg

    That seems reasonable. ;) Glad she is okay!  

  2. # Blogger Jaded Old Bag

    I'd find something substantially bigger than a mere ophthalmoscope, if I were you. Shove hard.  

  3. # Blogger Beanie

    Tag! You're it!

    http://beanie-universe.blogspot.com/2008/04/meme-that-rhymes-with-cream.html  

  4. # Anonymous Fawn

    Oops! I don't know how long ago Beanie tagged you for that meme, but I'm tagging you for another one. (http://fawnahareo.com/2008/07/24/3-things/) We will breathe life back into this here blog!!

    Pthththth!  

  5. # Blogger Beanie

    Yes, we will! Why, oh why does it always take a woman to get the ball rolling?  

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