I am a sucker for a woman who can make language dance. Or in this case*, who breaks its legs and arms and makes a dancing meat puppet out of its still twitching corpse.
I can't remove my eyes from you. You are so handsome and so interesting man, I have never met before into my life. As usual men got acquainted with me, but everything is different today.
It sure is.
Maybe I am very ordinary person from one look, and you won't fall in love from the first sight. But don't be very precipitate at coming to your decision.
Ok.
Kiss-kiss,
Mari
Mari, you horrify me. Please take your eyeballs back.
* I read all my correspondence. If someone took the time to craft a letter sharp enough to get past the kill zone of my spam filter, it deserves my attention.
I don't know...I think she's sort of cute.
you heard her...she can't get her eyes off you...like the labels on the fruit, maybe.
Dude, I heard she has crabs...HEADCRABS!