This is one of those that's good, that's bad stories.
This morning I got up to make coffee. That's good!
There were no coffee beans. That's bad!
I made tea instead. That's good!
The teabag contained miniscule amounts of actual tea. That's bad!
So did the next one, and the one after that. They were anemic. That's bad!
I needed 3 teabags to make a single cup of strong tea. That's ridiculous!
Darn, you lost the "That's good, that's bad" structure.
Damn teabags messing with your story.