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New Horizons in Foods Appreciation

With some leftover macaroni, a little know-how, and a lot of careless risk-taking, an ordinary hot dog can become a MACAHOTRONDOGNI. A hotmacadongroni. Thing.

Ingredients

  • 1 large globful macaroni-and-cheese
  • 1 weiner
  • 1 bun, scoop out the bread
  • ketchup, mustard, relish, Bajan hot sauce

Instructions

Slap macaroni glob into hollowed-out bun. Drop cooked weiner onto mac-and-bun from height of 3 inches. Squeeze condiments in that general direction. Fold. Eat.

4 Responses to “New Horizons in Foods Appreciation”

  1. # Chelle

    I am *hoping* that you simply forgot to omit the "cook wiener" and "reheat macaroni" bit.

    Congratulations, I think that by scraping the grainy goodness out of my homemade hot dog buns you have successfully eliminated all of the nutritional value threatening your lunch.  

  2. # Chelle

    Errr...I mean forgot to include.  

  3. # Beanie

    Ah, yes, from the man who created the PB & C sandwich - a true classic!

    I can only assume that Chelle's pregnant state was responsible for her consumption of the afore-mentioned hotdog thingie ("Hey, Beanie, guess what Peter's making for dinner tomorrow?")...

    Hey, why'd you leave out the tomato soup? You used to put that on EVERYTHING!  

  4. # Karyn

    Mmmm, I grew up on uncooked weiners. My mom tried to stop dad from letting us eat them. She tried. But they were soooo good.  

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