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What the salmon did

In order to explain what has happened to myself, I have had to resort to fish metaphor. So be it - we have spawned.

Right now the little flipper is at 10 weeks. Ontogeny recapitulating phylogeny, it's basically a newt at this point. Yes, shutup. Salmon don't generally spawn newts, I grant you, but this is a singular case.

I'm actually kind of hoping it doesn't develop any further, so we can keep it in a goldfish bowl like our own sea-monkey.

UPDATE: For those who cannot tell the difference between me telling a tale and telling the truth, this is it. Really. The latter one.

7 Responses to “What the salmon did”

  1. # Meandering Michael

    Why wouldn't you keep it in a fishbowl even after it's born? Now that I think about it, a large enough fish bowl would be a GREAT place to keep a kid! (as long as it's not filled with water, anyway)  

  2. # Meandering Michael

    Oh, CONGRATULATIONS!  

  3. # beth

    w00t!  

  4. # Karyn

    Is paragraph 3 in the truth or tale category?

    I thought I had it all figured out, but upon reflection, I'm not so sure.  

  5. # RockyDil

    Dude...YOU SCORED! 'Gratz!  

  6. # Joanna

    Congratulations! At fist I thought the photo was of the inside of Rachelle's tummy. Be sure to keep us updated on all the new developments and first belly kicks.  

  7. # Ruth

    Ontogeny does not recapitulate phylogeny. That myth was blown away decades ago. And Haeckel's drawings were fraudulent. And salmon only spawn after a Herculean and completely unreasonable effort, then turn red and die. Or they get eaten by bears on the way. And if you like fishbowls, move to a small town.  

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