Peaeater

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Fling Flang Flung

Have you ever been sitting on the toilet while the cat was drinking from the tap in the tub, and he let the water drip off his head so his head was soaked by the time he was done, and then when he got out he shook himself so violently the cold spray caused you to involuntarily spaz out and fling the wad of used toilet paper in your hand across the bathroom?

Oh.

Yeah, uh... me neither.

2 Responses to “Fling Flang Flung”

  1. # Beanie

    Well, I have to admit that while I've been the unfortunate victim of "Mao shake" on several occasions (the worst being when I was visiting last month; he's better than any dog I've ever met when it comes to flinging water) - I've apparently had the good luck to've never been holding anything flingable at the time...

    PS. I'm laughing so hard that I have to go pee now - I figure if you're allowed to share these things, then so am I!  

  2. # Ted Jardine

    That is so awesome.  

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