Okay, I like to peruse www.answerbag.com and the like, looking for questions to answer. Mostly my answers get rejected. Pfff! Whatever.
What is the best way to hone latent psi powers?
Sit down. Relax. Cross your legs, and place fingertips gently on your temples (your own fingertips). Close your eyes and repeat the following mantra until solid objects start floating about the room: "Owah tagoo siam. Owah tagoo siam."
Have two astronauts ever performed sexual intercourse while in outer space?
Yes, but not at the same time.
Why do your ears and nose keep growing untill [sic] you die?
Have you asked your doctor this question? Hey, are you that guy they wrote that song for?
I found a small white pill with 10 printed on the top half and 178 on the bottom half. What is it?
Oh, that's a *vitamin*. Eat it before you get sick.
So many questions. How can I find time to answer them all?
What is the best way to hone latent psi powers?
Sit down. Relax. Cross your legs, and place fingertips gently on your temples (your own fingertips). Close your eyes and repeat the following mantra until solid objects start floating about the room: "Owah tagoo siam. Owah tagoo siam."
Have two astronauts ever performed sexual intercourse while in outer space?
Yes, but not at the same time.
Why do your ears and nose keep growing untill [sic] you die?
Have you asked your doctor this question? Hey, are you that guy they wrote that song for?
"Do your ears hang lowThat song?
do they wobble to and fro
can you tie them in a knot
can you tie them in a bow
can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder like a continental soldier
do your eeeeeeeears hang looooooowww?"
I found a small white pill with 10 printed on the top half and 178 on the bottom half. What is it?
Oh, that's a *vitamin*. Eat it before you get sick.
So many questions. How can I find time to answer them all?
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