I was very proud of my F+ rating on answerbag. Unfortunately I've now risen to a C. Trying hard to get it back down again.
question: How can i apply for a FEDERAL GRANT to fight crimes?
answer: You think Superman needed a FEDERAL GRANT? Heck, no. All you require is a pair of one-size-too-small y-fronts in a bright colour of your choosing. And a cape. Any old bedsheet will do.
question: I HAVE A OVERDRIVE TRANSMISSION OUT OF A 1994 CHEVY G10 VAN. HOW HARD WOULD IT BE TO DO A BASIC REBUILD?
answer: OKAY NOW LISTEN CLOSE. YOU GOT TO GET YOURSELF A BIG RAMTRAK. THROW THAT RAMTRAK INTO REEVERSE. NOW WHEN YOU HEAR THE REVS GET UP TO ABOUT 60, YOU SKEEZE ON 'ER UNTIL THE OIL PRESSURE DROPS. NO! I SAID WAIT! UNTIL YOU HEAR THEM REVS....! OH FER PETE'S SAKE. IF YOU AIN'T GONNA LISTEN THEN YOU AIN'T GONNA GET THAT DANG VACUUM CLEANER FIXED, IS YOU?
question: I dropped my xbox and won't turn on. I recently opened the xbox and check to see if something was broke but found nothing. Then I banged on the xbox while open then it turned on. Then I screwed it back and it won't turn on again. What is wrong?
answer: Ah drawped mah banjo once. It done not wurked too good neither.
question: How can i apply for a FEDERAL GRANT to fight crimes?
answer: You think Superman needed a FEDERAL GRANT? Heck, no. All you require is a pair of one-size-too-small y-fronts in a bright colour of your choosing. And a cape. Any old bedsheet will do.
question: I HAVE A OVERDRIVE TRANSMISSION OUT OF A 1994 CHEVY G10 VAN. HOW HARD WOULD IT BE TO DO A BASIC REBUILD?
answer: OKAY NOW LISTEN CLOSE. YOU GOT TO GET YOURSELF A BIG RAMTRAK. THROW THAT RAMTRAK INTO REEVERSE. NOW WHEN YOU HEAR THE REVS GET UP TO ABOUT 60, YOU SKEEZE ON 'ER UNTIL THE OIL PRESSURE DROPS. NO! I SAID WAIT! UNTIL YOU HEAR THEM REVS....! OH FER PETE'S SAKE. IF YOU AIN'T GONNA LISTEN THEN YOU AIN'T GONNA GET THAT DANG VACUUM CLEANER FIXED, IS YOU?
question: I dropped my xbox and won't turn on. I recently opened the xbox and check to see if something was broke but found nothing. Then I banged on the xbox while open then it turned on. Then I screwed it back and it won't turn on again. What is wrong?
answer: Ah drawped mah banjo once. It done not wurked too good neither.
Interesting site. I took a look and decided to answer the question: "If sex is to be restricted to a husband and wife, why did Solomon have hundreds of concubines?"
I don't know why someone would ask such a simple question. I mean, duh. As part of his agricultural operations, he needed the concubines to separate the wheat stalks from the grain during harvest time.
"How long would it take a still picture to burn into a plasma TV?"
Ok, I've just burned a half-dozen still pictures and NOT ONE of then turned into a plasma TV.
Q. "What are the similarities between Catholic and Baptist?"
A. Both of then start with a consonant and have an "a" as the second letter. Both have at least one "i" and "t".
Q. "Do dogs have belly buttons?"
A. Yes. If you push it, the dog barks.
Q. "Why does most of the public not know what a euphonium is?"
A. Because there is very little emphasis on Greek architecture in our school system. (Actually, it's because euphonium - baritone - players are incredibly shy, unlike their bigger and bolder counterparts, the tuba players)
Q. "If you were recruited to war, would you go?"
A. Yes, but the real quesiton is "Which way would I go?"
Q. "What do you do if you're driving an electric car on the highway and you run out of power?"
A. You use your credit card and charge it.
Q. "Do any other apes eat meat like humans do?"
A. No, they use their hands and not chopstics or knives and forks.
Q. "Can a person have more than one disease?"
A. No. If you want seconds, wait until everyone else has had a chance to get one.
Q. "If your arms are sumburned, is it still okay to lift weights?"
A. Ok, I'm not even going to attempt to answer this one. Where do these people come from?!
LOL. You are the best.