Deep in the bowels of the top-secret Jet Propulsion Laboratory, scientist D. Trousil, P.Eng, is working feverishly on his newest creation, the Xenon-Powered Ion Propulsion Drive! When suddenly...!
"Oh no! Tie... caught... in solar collector!"
"Must... reverse... ion flow... before..."
"AAAAAARRRROOOOOAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!!!!"
Engineer Trousil is caught in a mysterious blast of experimental hot blue ions!
"Aaahh... my head!"
"Feel... so strange... I'll just..."
"Jumpin' Jetpacks!!!"
Gouts of purple plasma propel from Engineer Trousil's fists, punching a crater through the beryllium-reinforced wall!
"Ion stream must have... given me... powers!"
"I must use them... only for good!"
(And so he has, as far as I know. The blast also had the side-effect of scrambling his engineering circuits. Engineer Trousil has set his sights on becoming Astronomer Trousil, Ph.D.)
"Oh no! Tie... caught... in solar collector!"
"Must... reverse... ion flow... before..."
"AAAAAARRRROOOOOAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!!!!"
Engineer Trousil is caught in a mysterious blast of experimental hot blue ions!
"Aaahh... my head!"
"Feel... so strange... I'll just..."
"Jumpin' Jetpacks!!!"
Gouts of purple plasma propel from Engineer Trousil's fists, punching a crater through the beryllium-reinforced wall!
"Ion stream must have... given me... powers!"
"I must use them... only for good!"
(And so he has, as far as I know. The blast also had the side-effect of scrambling his engineering circuits. Engineer Trousil has set his sights on becoming Astronomer Trousil, Ph.D.)
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