Dreams are illustrations from the book your soul is writing about you
0 Comments Published June 15, 2006 at 7:21 PM.
Odd dream this morning.
In a cross between Wind in the Willows, Lord of the Rings, and the "dip dip dip in the new blue Cheer" joke, Frodo dresses up as a washerwoman in order to sneak into Mordor. He succeeds in his deception, and is able to pass successively more difficult laundry challenges as he moves deeper into the plain of Gorgoroth, until he is confronted with Sauron's underpants. Which are horribly scarred and stained, of course, from their proximity to the Crack of Doom.
Gad. I can concoct a lame joke even while asleep.
In a cross between Wind in the Willows, Lord of the Rings, and the "dip dip dip in the new blue Cheer" joke, Frodo dresses up as a washerwoman in order to sneak into Mordor. He succeeds in his deception, and is able to pass successively more difficult laundry challenges as he moves deeper into the plain of Gorgoroth, until he is confronted with Sauron's underpants. Which are horribly scarred and stained, of course, from their proximity to the Crack of Doom.
Gad. I can concoct a lame joke even while asleep.

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