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DIY Coin-op Kaleidoscope

I am able, for the first time, to see the colour HYPOTOXICAC without the aid of artificial optics. I achieved this by forcing 6 quarters and a length of gold wire into my ethmoid sinus cavity.

Join me:

Coat stacked quarters* in a generous layer of NostriGlide. With thumb hooked under chin for leverage, insert coins through preferred nose-hole with a corkscrew pokey-pokey motion until the "credit-up" sound is heard. Do not remove finger. Using the gold wire, solder the stack to your brain.

Enjoy! Do not remove finger.


* Quarters must be dated and stacked consecutively, e.g. 1986-1991.

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