Dear [CENSORED]1, MA (Ed.), SLP:
By now you will have received word of the offer of Overlordship to the Serfdom of [CENSORED] Lake, Slavery District (S.D.) #27. Congratulations, domine. We have commanded the peasants to bend the knee in your presence, and most have already begun to comply early, in terror of the rumour of your coming. We are pleased to offer you the sum of 50 talents of gold per annum in recognition of your experience in the application of cruel tyranny, O dispater, and of course any taxes and tariffs you can squeeze out of the local populace are yours to keep. A reminder that one (1) young virgin and one (1) white goat without blemish are to be sent per month to headquarters, in compliance with The Pact. Keep up the good (bad) work!
His Mephistophelean Nastiness,
Argh Grah Gutflinger XIV
Supreme Overlord Coordinator of Overlords, Pacific Northwest Chapter
1. Yeah, well, what if he doesn't get the job because I mentioned his name was Ted Tyrrell2?
2. Oops.
By now you will have received word of the offer of Overlordship to the Serfdom of [CENSORED] Lake, Slavery District (S.D.) #27. Congratulations, domine. We have commanded the peasants to bend the knee in your presence, and most have already begun to comply early, in terror of the rumour of your coming. We are pleased to offer you the sum of 50 talents of gold per annum in recognition of your experience in the application of cruel tyranny, O dispater, and of course any taxes and tariffs you can squeeze out of the local populace are yours to keep. A reminder that one (1) young virgin and one (1) white goat without blemish are to be sent per month to headquarters, in compliance with The Pact. Keep up the good (bad) work!
His Mephistophelean Nastiness,
Argh Grah Gutflinger XIV
Supreme Overlord Coordinator of Overlords, Pacific Northwest Chapter
1. Yeah, well, what if he doesn't get the job because I mentioned his name was Ted Tyrrell2?
2. Oops.
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