Peaeater

Life in hyperbole. HYPERBOLE, I said!


Where are the language police when you need them

The word "precious" is hereby banned from all conversation in my hearing. Those who, accidentally or otherwise, utter this particular bit of verbiage loud enough for it to ring-tingle my organs of hearing, will within moments find the business end of a pointy stick jabbed swiftly up a nostril and probing surgically for the obviously deviant language center of their brain.

Exceptions include Gollum impressions.

2 Responses to “Where are the language police when you need them”

  1. # Karyn

    Ahhh, ain't that posting "precious"...  

  2. # Mike

    I couldn't help but laugh and that is pr*cious.  

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