Peaeater

Life in hyperbole. HYPERBOLE, I said!


Zog sez

BABBLE AND TREMBLE, EARTH-SPECKS!

MY INVINCIBLE FLEET SURROUNDS YOUR FLABBY PLANET WITH SCORCH-DETONATORS, MEGA-LANCES AND Q-GAS NOZZLES AT THE READY!!

I HOLD YOUR SQUEAKING NANO-LIVES IN THE CONCAVE OF MY LOWER ANTERIOR MANIPLE!!! THE ONE NEAREST MY FLATAL VENTS!

YES, I!! ZOG THE INCONTESTABLE!! TREMBLE BEFORE-- {sound of microphone squealing}

[What?]

[I did not use 'tremble' already.]

[At the beginning?]

[Oh, crap. You're making me the laughingstock of the galaxy, woman.]

[It is your fault.]

[I said I'd take out the garbage when I was finished...! How can I finish when you keep interrupting me?]

[...]

MEWLING EARTH-SLIME!!!

COWER BEFORE ZOG THE PERVERSELY MERCIFUL!!

IT PLEASES ME TO TOY WITH YOU MUCH AS A STAR-DEVOURER PLAYS WITH ITS FOOD BEFORE GNASHING IT INTO BITESIZE-EROIDS!!

I WILL SQUISH YOU SLOWLY AT A TIME OF MY CHOOSING!!!

UNTIL THEN, WOBBLE IN ABJECT TERROR!!!!!!

{ transmission ends }

1 Responses to “Zog sez”

  1. # Reiko

    where /have/ you been, boy? we be missin' readin' you.  

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