BABBLE AND TREMBLE, EARTH-SPECKS!
MY INVINCIBLE FLEET SURROUNDS YOUR FLABBY PLANET WITH SCORCH-DETONATORS, MEGA-LANCES AND Q-GAS NOZZLES AT THE READY!!
I HOLD YOUR SQUEAKING NANO-LIVES IN THE CONCAVE OF MY LOWER ANTERIOR MANIPLE!!! THE ONE NEAREST MY FLATAL VENTS!
YES, I!! ZOG THE INCONTESTABLE!! TREMBLE BEFORE-- {sound of microphone squealing}
[What?]
[I did not use 'tremble' already.]
[At the beginning?]
[Oh, crap. You're making me the laughingstock of the galaxy, woman.]
[It is your fault.]
[I said I'd take out the garbage when I was finished...! How can I finish when you keep interrupting me?]
[...]
MEWLING EARTH-SLIME!!!
COWER BEFORE ZOG THE PERVERSELY MERCIFUL!!
IT PLEASES ME TO TOY WITH YOU MUCH AS A STAR-DEVOURER PLAYS WITH ITS FOOD BEFORE GNASHING IT INTO BITESIZE-EROIDS!!
I WILL SQUISH YOU SLOWLY AT A TIME OF MY CHOOSING!!!
UNTIL THEN, WOBBLE IN ABJECT TERROR!!!!!!
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MY INVINCIBLE FLEET SURROUNDS YOUR FLABBY PLANET WITH SCORCH-DETONATORS, MEGA-LANCES AND Q-GAS NOZZLES AT THE READY!!
I HOLD YOUR SQUEAKING NANO-LIVES IN THE CONCAVE OF MY LOWER ANTERIOR MANIPLE!!! THE ONE NEAREST MY FLATAL VENTS!
YES, I!! ZOG THE INCONTESTABLE!! TREMBLE BEFORE-- {sound of microphone squealing}
[What?]
[I did not use 'tremble' already.]
[At the beginning?]
[Oh, crap. You're making me the laughingstock of the galaxy, woman.]
[It is your fault.]
[I said I'd take out the garbage when I was finished...! How can I finish when you keep interrupting me?]
[...]
MEWLING EARTH-SLIME!!!
COWER BEFORE ZOG THE PERVERSELY MERCIFUL!!
IT PLEASES ME TO TOY WITH YOU MUCH AS A STAR-DEVOURER PLAYS WITH ITS FOOD BEFORE GNASHING IT INTO BITESIZE-EROIDS!!
I WILL SQUISH YOU SLOWLY AT A TIME OF MY CHOOSING!!!
UNTIL THEN, WOBBLE IN ABJECT TERROR!!!!!!
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where /have/ you been, boy? we be missin' readin' you.