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Bachelorhood Sux

The little blonde one skivved off to Vancouver this weekend with the belly-dancing girls, leaving me to wallow in my own crapulence. I made the most of it, re-inventing myself as human pancake on the couch watching Zatoichi and drinking Southern Comfort, burping occasionally as the mood took me. Cursed as I am with a superabundance of self-consciousness, I spent more time loathing my own inability to do anything useful than watching the movie. Which leads me to confess that the only reason why I am not a drug-addled street skag at this very moment, is that drugs n' alcohol only turn up the self-observation volume. This also explains why sleep is my drug of choice.
Come, Sleep; O Sleep! the certain knot of peace,
The baiting-place of wit, the balm of woe,
The poor man's wealth, the prisoner's release,
Th' indifferent judge between the high and low.
--Sir Philip Sidney 1554-1586
Come back, little blonde one! I hate spending weekends on my own!

2 Responses to “Bachelorhood Sux”

  1. # Reiko

    ooh, which Zatoichi? i've only seen the Takeshi Kitano version but it was gooooood ...  

  2. # Peter Tyrrell

    It was in fact the Takeshi Kitano version. And it was awesome. And led me to at least read the Zatoichi wiki entry to look for more.  

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