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Scientists develop pee-powered battery
Technology ushers in a new Golden Age.

Laptops spark sale stampede
"...with people being thrown to the pavement and beaten with a folding chair. One woman wet herself rather than surrender her place in line." Probably planning to power her laptop with the aforementioned. And by the way, they were 4 year old iBooks. Wtf?

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